Such a doo-doo-head and he eats squirrels and after he’s done he uses their fur to make his underwear and he will wear nothing but that and he will DO A LEETLE DAAAANNCCE!!!!!!! and when he tries 2 distract someone he says "oh look a flying metal chicken!!" and he yelps like a puppy when he is annoyed and quacks when he hears bad music and he licks people’s ears and talks 2 pens and moos when you say his name and he has an extra toe growing out of his belly button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on. Admit it. You laughed.

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